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  1. cramp:

    flawless-wh0res:

    cramp:

    i can’t wait to walk into school tomorrow and show people how much hotter i got over summer

    but its winter

    please don’t make me explain how seasons work in other countries

    (via forsummerforever2014)

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  2. with father and boyfriend at family dinner

    • me: Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?
    • father and boyfriend at same time: Okay.
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  3. lana-del-rey-mysterio:

    continueplease:

    slaveoftheflesh:

    wayward-saints:

    nakedwarriors:

    Brendan Fraser ~ George of the Jungle

    this is necessary on everyones blog.

    i’m sorry whEN did he have this body. this excuses all of his awkwardness in the Mummy movies. ALL OF IT.

      I can’t believe there are people out there that haven’t seen George of the Jungle. This was my favorite porno as a kid.

    it still is baffling for me to remember that at one point brendan fraser was a sex symbol

    (via keendrugs)

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  4. (Source: sighsomemore, via keendrugs)

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  5. spacetimebeatdown:

dicksantorum-2012:

I wish that I could hug whoever made this.

PRO CHOICE

    spacetimebeatdown:

    dicksantorum-2012:

    I wish that I could hug whoever made this.

    PRO CHOICE

    (via forsummerforever2014)

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  9. idaresayihavetoomany:

    its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

    timelord-castiel:

    rosskemp:

    do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

    does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

    am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

    these are our struggles

    Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

    The struggles of a man

    boo hoo

    thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

    you need an award right now

    (Source: kul5ara, via weshallfindstrengthinpain)

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  10. harryfistme:

    "can i go to the bathroom"

    "why didnt you go during lunch"

    image

    (Source: witchjunk, via weshallfindstrengthinpain)

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